When I send a text message to you and you reply few days later.
When you call or message me late at night or early morning.
When you reply to my message with shortcuts like GR8(great), B@TM(busy at the moment), F2T(free to talk), RUUP4Sx?(are you up for sex?),NIcDr$CnITlkUOutOfIt?(Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?), etc(et cetera)...
When I converse with you in English, but you keep saying 'Sorry'
You:Sorry! we must what?
Me: @#$^%&*
You: Sorry? Oh we must 'Copulate'?
Me: No, I meant 'Cooperate'.
When I offer you a seat in the bus or train, you say 'no need'.
When I am in the bus and you come up to me to check my ez-link card.
When I order food and you ask me,"eat?". Sometimes I want to say,"what I am going to do with my food is none of your business; just give me your damn food, will you?"
When I am in a taxicab and you ask me,"straight?"
When I am handed a set meal at a fastfood restaurant, you say, "Thank you and enjoy your meal" but don't even look at me.
When I bought a bottle of Vitamilk and ask you to open its cap for me; you open it and put it back.
When you give me a receipt.
When you two talk and discuss in cinema about the movie being shown.
You one:I think he's a murderer.
You two:No, I think she's a murderer.
Me(shouting):Shut up!Shut up!...(in my head, of course)
When you run around inside a library.
When you stop me for a security check.
Newspaper's headline with PUN.
When you've posted something on Friendster and it's sent to inform the rest of the world that so-and-so person has updated her/his(blog, photos,etc) on Friendster. Stop it people!
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8 comments:
hey bro,
how's thing getting on with you back in Laos. I'm sure you will do very well and good in your job.
Ya, catch up with your update soon ya!
Ha ha ... it is really cool ..you rock brother...
-Why would not Marianne come?
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